nevver:

Just the Tips, Matt Fraction & Chip Zdarsky

danielkanhai:

i was at work the other night and someone said, “we should get a store dog,” and i said, “we should get a store parrot because then it could be the mascot for like 60 years,” and the owner overheard and said, “i think they live even longer, like 90 years.” and we all paused for a second, probably thinking about how we wouldn’t outlive a parrot, and the moral is don’t bring up parrots because they’re total downers that force you to face your own mortality very tropically.

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My cat was not amused.

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My cat was not amused.

smellynerd:

im starting to see those “dont use ouija boards for fun they are very dangerous!!!!!!!” posts and id like to ask everyone who reblogs them what its like to be a fucking nerd